03 August 2011

Bloodsucking: The Pros and Cons

- I won't have to worry about wrinkles!
- I can say "fuck" all I want. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
- I have all night
- Blood tastes so damn good.
- I can drink from whomever
- I can have a fang banger, and is so fucking cool!
- I was saved from hell on earth.
- Some guys think it's hot.
- I have more developed senses

- I can't wear silver jewelry
- I have uncontrollable cravings
- People who don't even know me hate me just because of what I am.
- The term "sunburn" takes on a whole new meaning.
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